Bad Bright Eyes Reviews
The title kind of explains it all. Negative reviews are usually the funniest reviews. This is where you'll find negative reviews of Bright Eyes concerts and albums, but mostly concerts.
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June212011
Anonymous asked: I just love how Conor Oberst/Bright Eyes likes to give off the impression that their SOOOOOOOO AGAINST THE MASSES then they release a music video for MTV and so shows for them ..
2AM
“I stumbled upon an epiphany Monday night. I realized that I loathe Bright Eyes’ Conor Oberst.It’s not just because I hate his Bob Dylan-worthy songwriting chops, his whiny seal’s bark of a voice or the fact that he’s banging Winona Ryder. No, it’s because he’s “indie rock’s” — the quotes are essential — new mascot, “it” boy, flavor of the month.”
(Source: highbeam.com)
1AM
“Since I didn’t actually have a press pass for this show…and I don’t really like Conor Oberst that much, I didn’t bust my ass to take any photos of him. Sorry. But Jenny is far cuter, anyway. I’ve tried getting into Oberst’s music many a time, and it just doesn’t do much for me. I hate how much recognition he gets for doing the singer-songwriter thing that so many others out there do so much better than he does. I hate how some douche thought it was a great idea to call him “the Bob Dylan of our generation.” I hate all the hype surrounding his music. I hate how seemingly little he showers.”
(Source: brightestyoungthings.com)
1AM
“So, yeah, Conor Oberst is a douche bag. And, yeah, maybe it takes one to know one. But at least I don’t portray myself as a softhearted wimpy boy who needs love and then sexually harasses women, only to turn around and blame their disinterest on my status. That would make me… A HUGE FUCKING DOUCHE BAG. Just like Conor Oberst.”
(Source: expatkorea.com)
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